Obama India mein hota to...

For a few days I have been thinking what would have happened if Obama ran for an election in India.

Some may find it equivalent to Sonia Gandhi running for presidency, but there is a big difference. Sonia is not born in India (disclaimer: I don't have a problem with that), and AFAIK, an American citizen can grab any position in the USA except the White House if he is not born on the US soil. Furthermore Americans are proud of being part of a country that is made up of immigrants, our politicians try to malign everyone who doesn't vote for them!!!

My imaginations run 360 degrees, in all 10 dimensions.
 Congress will try to find his links with Gandhi family, branding him as thee heir (that's the only way they think they can gather votes, believing that all of their current leaders are too impotent to mobilize any masses)

 BJP will want him - trying to overcome its hindu-only image

 Mayawati will be head over heels giving him ticket branding him as a minority

 Left would be in dilemma (as always - they never know what they are doing, why they are doing it and what would be the results of that, because they actually know nothing).

 Tamil politicians (always behaving as if they were still acting in movies, with scenes of love and sex, jailing of rivals) would try to combine Dravidian-Tamilian-LTTE-RamSethu issue.

The list would run endlessly because the country's leadership is full of have-beens, never-will-bees.

And then some news channel will come with a breaking-news story saying Obama is a relative of Osama-bin-Laden because Obama rhymes with Osama. Obviously they wouldn't have the courage to take it back, or to apologize later on!!!

Kuchh bhi ho sakta hai!!!